what 

my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time

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grapfruit:

why wear pants when you can just not wear pants

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grapfruit:

why wear pants when you can just not wear pants

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